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    Default ~*~ POETRY FROM BABY J ~*~

    Girl you are so fine that I can taste it.
    Put ur snatch on the table so I can baste it...

    in man-sauce. I know u like my man sauce,
    all over your body including your mouth.

    You're not a freak? That's a lie now,
    your best friend Jen told me how

    you like to take it. Was it in the ass?
    Don't blush girl - just let me pass

    through your passages like a kidney stone.
    It won't take long, then I'll be gone on my way home.

    But I will be back, when Jen is on the rag
    I promise. It may sound bad

    but I know you are fuckin other dudes.
    So what's up w/ the attitude?

    I get it, you'd rather get played by your man who
    says he's only fucking you.

    Rather than let me be real and tell you that
    there are other women whose ass I slap

    when you are not around?
    Who's REALLY the clown?

    We're adults here - the sexual tension is there,
    so why mention you're taken? That's not fair

    b/c in your mind you have already cheated.
    The actual ACT is really not needed.

    Silly girl, you think SEX is cheating? No it's not -
    sex is the RESULT of cheating you did w/ that hot

    cup of latte in your hands. When I asked if you had a man.
    You said "yes, but J'son we can still be friends."

    THAT was cheating. Laying naked in my bed
    a month later is a RESULT if the cheating that YOU did

    at Starbucks. So let me put you in a lyrical buck
    and slow fuck your mind. Your truck?

    No let's take mine. I am from this area and I know
    a long-cut - back to my house where we can take things slow

    and easy. Damn it's kinda breezy - let me toss
    this log in your fire Lady. Seems you never been across

    this bridge to ecstacy. You be you, I'll be me
    and the rest you see... is history.

    ** later **

    "Ohhhhhhhhhh J'ssssssssssooonnnnnnnnnnn"
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    cliffs please...

    BRB, Man Sauce

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    Man sauce FTW!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    ¿Man Sauce?

    BRB, The Fedz

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    Sounds like Baby J is day dreaming again
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    YEA, SAD TO SAY... WHAT UP JAMESE, LONG TIME NO INSULT

    LOL

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    That's actually a poem that I wrote as a result of my weekend. 1 minute you're at Starbucks for coffee, and the next minute you're skeetin' man sauce on some ladies 4head. Life is good. I love it when conversation turns to fornication turns to ejaculation turns to gratification turns to ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    YEA, SAD TO SAY... WHAT UP JAMESE, LONG TIME NO INSULT

    LOL
    I just realized that you have a school boy crush on me. You pick on me and throw shit at me because you are afraid of telling me how you really feel. It's ok I won't tell anyone
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    That boi Baby J is a poetic muh*****.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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    OK JAMESE ITS TRUE, I WANTED TO CONFESS MY UN-DIEING LOVE TO YOU OVER AN INTERNET FORUM, YOU'LL BE THE BADDEWST HOODRAT IN GA AND ALL OTHER HOODRATS WILL BE JEALOUS THAT YOU ROLLIN W/ SUCH A THUG ASS MO FO.. HOLLA AT ME IF THIS APPEALS TO YOU, I WILL EVEN GET YOUR NAILS DONE (ONCE)

    GET AT ME ASAP, CANT WAIT TO MAKE WONDERFUL MUSIC

    XOXO

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    YO RICKY!!! MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN>>>

    I COULDNT STOP CRYING AT THAT FUCKEN GIF OF THAT DOG..THAT SHIT SO GODAMN FUNNY IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WRITING THIS SHIT111111111111111111
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    Boomqueshia (Jamese's friend):

    " OH SNAP!!! **smacks gum **GOTTA LUB DEM HOODRATZ YO... DEY BE ALL UP IN LUB N STUFFS. **smacks gum ** OOOH WEEE! DEY BE SHURING CHEETOS AT DA DOLLA MOOVIES N STUFF GURL. GURL HE IS FINE U BETTA FUCK HIM, CUS IF U DON'T U KNOW I WILL GURL... MMM HMMM **smacks gum ** GURL HE LOOK LIKE JON B HE IS FYNA DANNA MUDDAFUCKA GURL - AND HE GOTTA JOB TOO?? **smacks gum ** GURL U BETTA GIT DAT! PRETTY RICKY WHAT DEY CALL HIM."
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    THEY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIN ME

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    lol....hell nah yall to funny


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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    HMM, STICK AROUND, SHOW STARTS EVERY MORNIN ABOUT 9AM (WHEN I GET IN)

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    Boomqueshia (Jamese's friend):

    ** smacks gum **

    GURL WORD ON DA STREET IS DAT NIGGA DRIVE A 64!! I KNOW HE PACKIN', CAUS KESHIA'S BEST FRIENDS BABY MOMMA - DAT TRICK FUCKED A NIGGA W/ A 64 AND DAT NIGGA WAS PACKIN TOO. YOU NEED TO GET ALL UP IN DAT GURL.

    ** smacks gum **

    HE GON B AT DA V, U KNOW HE IS!! GURL ALL WE IS GOT TO DO IS GIT OUR HURR DID AND OUR NAILS DID AND GO OUT DERE AND SEE WHAT DAT NIGGA IS ABOUT ** smacks gum ** CUZ YOU KNOW DEM TIRED ASS HOLLISTER BITCHES GONE B TRYNA SUCK AND FUCK THAT NIGGA BU OH HELLLLLLLLLL NAH CAUS I WILL STOMP A BITCH!!! I WISHA HOLLISTER CHICK WOOOOOOOOOOLD TRYTA HOLLA @ RICKY CUZ HE ALREADY DONE SAID DAT HE WANNA GET AT CHOO. ** smacks gum **

    ** smacks gum **

    GURL ASK HIM IF HE GOTTA HOMEBOY - DAYUM!!!! I** smacks gum ** MEAN I KNO I'M WITH TYRONE AND I'M FUCKIN T-BONE BUT FUK ALL DAT!!! ** smacks gum **
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    fucken booquiesha...she is HOT.
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    Girl you are so nasty that I don't even want to see you.
    Put ur snatch on the table and let the Burger King do the work.

    Just like the name sayz, it's the king bitch.
    now, spread your shit and eat some king sauce.

    You're not a freak? That's a lie now,
    I've seen you slurping king shake. You ask what's in the shake?

    Does it matter what's in the shake?
    Oh, wait, it's the secret king's sauce-aka the man sauce

    through your stomach and make you phat.
    give you those ghetto booties that you see on mtv

    and you will be back, and get my double cheese burger and grow some tities
    I promise. It may sound bad

    but I know you are fucking some dudes
    So what's up with that? you so nasty I wouldn't touch you with a pole.

    I get it, you just horny cause no one fucks you.
    but it's okay. King still loves you. so bring your nasty ass to my table and spread it.

    just remember one thing bitch, that the king is for everyone.
    you ain't the only bitch that's been on that table.

    when you are not around?
    Who's REALLY the slut? they call me da king.

    We're adults here - the sexual tension is not there,
    but king is just so damn desperate.

    All the people that come and eat are old men with no teeth
    just cause I fuck you don't mean nothing.

    b/c in your mind you are crazy and you may think you are hot
    For real, you ain't hot. with those nasty titties sagging, you nasty as yeast infection.
    but i still fuck you b/c you more loose than car wash cloth at the 99 cent car wash.

    Silly girl, you think this is nasty?
    no, it's not. just try my man sauce.

    -peace-
    Blah Blah Blah!

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    That one goes down the la-toilette also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    That one goes down the la-toilette also.
    Silly kids. LOLR
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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